Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

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