- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Corn Muffins

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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