- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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