- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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