Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Chuck Norris.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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