read this sentence again.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

hi mom

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock come in !

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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