too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Guest what in the butt

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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