knock knock come in !

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Anyone can post anything.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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hi mom

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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