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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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