Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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read this sentence again.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Wait! hundred billions!

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Penis

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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matt is fat

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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anus

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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