- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

your face

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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