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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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