A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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i have two hands.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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nolan is gay

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Anti Joke

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