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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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