Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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you gay?

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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boner

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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TOP KEK

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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