- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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