Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What does? 42

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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What is my name? I dont know

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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