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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

A guy walks into a bar

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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