- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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