- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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