What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

the sky is green no it is not

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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