I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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sky's sty

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Good afternoon.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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