- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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