A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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