- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

womens rights

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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