- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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