- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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