- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

your brother so fine that hes skinney

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

I have a really funny joke.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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