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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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