What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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