4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Women's Soccer.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Mooses

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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