- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

SHUT UP JP

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Obama = ebola

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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