- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Whats the defination of cruelty

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

i like it in the mouth

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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