- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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