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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

knock knock? come in

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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