- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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