- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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