How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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George W. Bush

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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