"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

thumb_up thumb_down -5

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why is the ground wet It rained

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops