"hey do you know the date" "58"

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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