- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

your face

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Everybody will die

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the dog die? He was old

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