So a horse walks into a barn.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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