A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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