- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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