- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

identical jokes get different votes.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

This is not a joke.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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