- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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