why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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I don't get it

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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