Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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