- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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