- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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