Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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