Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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