Face...the other white meat!

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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