- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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