Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Large 4

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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