- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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