- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why can't february march Because april may

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