- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

An anti-joke

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

guess what>? your mum lol

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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