Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Granny porn!

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Black people having a Job.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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knock knock come in

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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