- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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