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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

This is an anti-joke.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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