What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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