- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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