Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

I asked her where you were.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why are white people white? I don't know

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

how do you win a game try your best

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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