- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Whats black and gay? Obama

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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