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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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