How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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