You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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