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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Asian women drivers...

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Nero, sure you are okay?

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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