What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Anti Joke

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