- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Your big dick.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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