A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Women's Rights

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

how much fish could a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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