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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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