- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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