- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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