What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Cripples are lame.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Hi.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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