- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

my gramma died

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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