What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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how do you win a game try your best

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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