- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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