- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Male leadership.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

your face

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

why did the zebra cross the road?

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

penis

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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