- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Puns are terrible. I love them.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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