- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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