- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

A praying mantis is very graceful

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

Women's rights

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A dyslexic blind man

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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