- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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