- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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