- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

A lot eh?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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