- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

your mom gave me head.....phones

Antoni Wilkinsin

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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