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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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