- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

I am quite mature.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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