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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

A storm be brewin!

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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