- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Yellow People !!

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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