Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Rylan Clark

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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