- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

H o m o comes out as homo

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

How about that airline food?

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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