whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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men, men like men= men+bed

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