why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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